2. Hermione Kitty
1. Reluctant Pumpkin Kitty
Sunday, October 18, 2009
Top 3 Halloween-Related Reasons my Kitten Hates Me
3. Devil Kitty
2. Hermione Kitty
1. Reluctant Pumpkin Kitty
2. Hermione Kitty
1. Reluctant Pumpkin Kitty
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Top 3 Things I Learned from The Hannah Montana Movie this weekend
3. The farmhand will always be cute, your age, and totally into you.
2. If I wear a blonde wig, NO ONE will recognize me.
1. I CAN have the best of both worlds!
2. If I wear a blonde wig, NO ONE will recognize me.
1. I CAN have the best of both worlds!
Thursday, September 24, 2009
Top 4 Names for my Incredibly Elusive New Kitten
A week ago, my sister brought home an adorable little tabby kitten.
Unfortunately, she's been hiding from us since about 6 hours later. We haven't been able to find her ANYWHERE, but we know she's here because she keeps eating her food at night.
Here are the names I'm thinking of giving her.
4. Anne Frank - that's allll my mom, don't look at me. She thinks she's hiding in a wall.
3. Waldo - I could give her a little white and red striped hat.
2. McGyver - For the limited time I did see her, she was constantly surveying her surroundings to find an escape.
1. Carmen Sandiego - Where in the World is my kitten????
Unfortunately, she's been hiding from us since about 6 hours later. We haven't been able to find her ANYWHERE, but we know she's here because she keeps eating her food at night.
Here are the names I'm thinking of giving her.
4. Anne Frank - that's allll my mom, don't look at me. She thinks she's hiding in a wall.
3. Waldo - I could give her a little white and red striped hat.
2. McGyver - For the limited time I did see her, she was constantly surveying her surroundings to find an escape.
1. Carmen Sandiego - Where in the World is my kitten????
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Top 7 Things I'd Accept if the Barenaked Ladies Had $1,000,000
7. limo rides to the store 
6. some art. i'm down with picasso or garfunkel.
5. a green dress. if it was classy.
4. a house
3. Furniture for my house.
2. a tree fort for my yard, with pre-wrapped sausages in the fridge and dijon ketchup.
1. A llama, I'd totally have one of those. Can you ride them?
That means, "no thanks" to the monkey, fur coat, K-car, John Merrick's remains and the emu.
6. some art. i'm down with picasso or garfunkel.
5. a green dress. if it was classy.
4. a house
3. Furniture for my house.
2. a tree fort for my yard, with pre-wrapped sausages in the fridge and dijon ketchup.
1. A llama, I'd totally have one of those. Can you ride them?
That means, "no thanks" to the monkey, fur coat, K-car, John Merrick's remains and the emu.
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Top 3 Censored Books that I'm Surprised HAD to be Censored
3. "Sex" by Madonna (number 19 most censored). Yes, nestled between the Goosebumps series and A Wrinkle in Time.
2. "Private Parts" by Howard Stern (number 87 most censored).
1. "The New Joy of Gay Sex" by Charles Silverstein (number 28 most censored).
Who the HELL is bringing these things in??? Everyone knows Howard Stern is ridiculous and has little if no literary prowess.
Check out the list.
2. "Private Parts" by Howard Stern (number 87 most censored).
1. "The New Joy of Gay Sex" by Charles Silverstein (number 28 most censored).
Who the HELL is bringing these things in??? Everyone knows Howard Stern is ridiculous and has little if no literary prowess.
Check out the list.
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Top 4 Things to Do with Abraham Lincoln
4. Cover his ears.
3. Pick his nose!
2. Kiss him!
1. Shoot him? Eeeeek. Too soon?
3. Pick his nose!
2. Kiss him!
1. Shoot him? Eeeeek. Too soon?
Sunday, August 23, 2009
Top 5 Signs I Didn't Expect to See on Vacation
5. "BEWARE OF POISONOUS SNAKES" - No shit I'll be wary of them. And I thought this was going to be a nice quiet family vacation in South Dakota.
4. "NO SCOTTISH TERRIERS" - Mount Rushmore may be an American monument, but it's just not nice to be prejudice against the Scottish. What about German Shepherds or Austrian Sheepdogs? Okay it doesn't say that exactly, but still, tell me it doesn't look like one.
3. "THERE IS A CASH REWARD FOR THE ARREST AND CONVICTION OF PERSONS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DESECRATION OF THIS CEMETERY PROPERTY" - Man, and I thought Philly had crime problems.
2. "NO MOTORCYCLE COLORS - WEARING APPAREL WHICH IS LIKE TO PROVOKE A DISTURBANCE OR EMBROIL OTHER GROUPS OR THE GENERAL PUBLIC IN OPEN CONFLICT WILL NOT BE ALLOWED." What's a motorcycle color? Is that why everyone was looking at me when I wore a red shirt? Is it like the Bloods and the Crips?
1. "IN CASE OF FLOOD CLIMB TO SAFETY" - I was planning on swimming actually, thanks for the advice.
4. "NO SCOTTISH TERRIERS" - Mount Rushmore may be an American monument, but it's just not nice to be prejudice against the Scottish. What about German Shepherds or Austrian Sheepdogs? Okay it doesn't say that exactly, but still, tell me it doesn't look like one.
3. "THERE IS A CASH REWARD FOR THE ARREST AND CONVICTION OF PERSONS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DESECRATION OF THIS CEMETERY PROPERTY" - Man, and I thought Philly had crime problems.
2. "NO MOTORCYCLE COLORS - WEARING APPAREL WHICH IS LIKE TO PROVOKE A DISTURBANCE OR EMBROIL OTHER GROUPS OR THE GENERAL PUBLIC IN OPEN CONFLICT WILL NOT BE ALLOWED." What's a motorcycle color? Is that why everyone was looking at me when I wore a red shirt? Is it like the Bloods and the Crips?
1. "IN CASE OF FLOOD CLIMB TO SAFETY" - I was planning on swimming actually, thanks for the advice.
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