(Temporarily) Top 3 Costume Ideas for Lauren and Laura

4. Lumberjack. This can go slutty or backwoods, it's your choice. I like my sister's version.
Jeans or jorts.
Flannel shirt
Belt
Boots
Mullet (DIY)


3. Star Trek Woman
Two options:
Black pants
solid colored long-sleeved shirt
Closed-toe black shoes
Homemade star trek pin with cardboard, tinfoil and tape
Optional black areas pinned on with paper...
Straight hair

Option 2:
Solid colored short dress
Homemade star trek pin
Straight hair

1. Gangster.
2. Flight Attendant. Necessary Materials:
Dress suit with skirt
Scarf tied at neck Heels Pantyhose (optional, but it's cold.) Slicked back or poofed up hair. Lots of make-up Homemade wings made with cardboard, tin foil and tape.
Necessary materials:
dress suit
nice shirt
Tie (optional, though you could make one out of paper)
Pin stripes (also optional, but you could paint some on a suit you dont want anymore with whiteout).
High Heels.
Gun. use your imagination. lol
Lauren, I know we did this sophomore year, but eh, why not again. You still have the gun and hat?

Top 3 Halloween-Related Reasons my Kitten Hates Me

3. Devil Kitty

2. Hermione Kitty

1. Reluctant Pumpkin Kitty

Top 3 Things I Learned from The Hannah Montana Movie this weekend

3. The farmhand will always be cute, your age, and totally into you.

2. If I wear a blonde wig, NO ONE will recognize me.

1. I CAN have the best of both worlds!

Top 4 Names for my Incredibly Elusive New Kitten

A week ago, my sister brought home an adorable little tabby kitten.
Unfortunately, she's been hiding from us since about 6 hours later. We haven't been able to find her ANYWHERE, but we know she's here because she keeps eating her food at night.

Here are the names I'm thinking of giving her.

4. Anne Frank - that's allll my mom, don't look at me. She thinks she's hiding in a wall.

3. Waldo - I could give her a little white and red striped hat.

2. McGyver - For the limited time I did see her, she was constantly surveying her surroundings to find an escape.

1. Carmen Sandiego - Where in the World is my kitten????

Top 7 Things I'd Accept if the Barenaked Ladies Had $1,000,000

7. limo rides to the store

6. some art. i'm down with picasso or garfunkel.


5. a green dress. if it was classy.

4. a house

3. Furniture for my house.


2. a tree fort for my yard, with pre-wrapped sausages in the fridge and dijon ketchup.

1. A llama, I'd totally have one of those. Can you ride them?

That means, "no thanks" to the monkey, fur coat, K-car, John Merrick's remains and the emu.

Top 3 Censored Books that I'm Surprised HAD to be Censored

3. "Sex" by Madonna (number 19 most censored). Yes, nestled between the Goosebumps series and A Wrinkle in Time.

2. "Private Parts" by Howard Stern (number 87 most censored).

1. "The New Joy of Gay Sex" by Charles Silverstein (number 28 most censored).


Who the HELL is bringing these things in??? Everyone knows Howard Stern is ridiculous and has little if no literary prowess.

Check out the list.

Top 4 Things to Do with Abraham Lincoln

4. Cover his ears.


3. Pick his nose!


2. Kiss him!
1. Shoot him? Eeeeek. Too soon?