Top 7 Things I'd Accept if the Barenaked Ladies Had $1,000,000

7. limo rides to the store

6. some art. i'm down with picasso or garfunkel.


5. a green dress. if it was classy.

4. a house

3. Furniture for my house.


2. a tree fort for my yard, with pre-wrapped sausages in the fridge and dijon ketchup.

1. A llama, I'd totally have one of those. Can you ride them?

That means, "no thanks" to the monkey, fur coat, K-car, John Merrick's remains and the emu.