Sunday, June 28, 2009
4 Best Things About Bridal Showers
4. The food. Good God the FOOD.
3. The overwhelming amount of estrogen so that all you hear is women of all ages cooing over babies, chatting about jewelry or gushing about recipes.
2. The lingerie for the bride-to-be and the suggestive attire for the groom-to-be, plus the ensuing whistles and hoots. Hilaarrrious.
1. The fact that all women in attendance will inevitably stop what they're doing to see what gift the bride-to-be has received and be genuinely interested in whatever blender, spatula, or 400-count Egyptian sheet set it has turned out to be, then turn to the other women and comment on it.